Random: The Ultimate Battle for World Domination

[mrwiseman]

This is the Ultimate Battle for World Domination. The fate of humanity is at stake. Who will win?

● Pirates
● Ninjas
● Wizards
● Vampires
● Werewolves
● Zombies

Discuss.

[DJ Saltack]

The British, for the Sun will never set on the British Empire. For God does not trust a Brit in the dark.

[Cataferal]

Clearly the Samurai.

Clearly.

[mrwiseman]

Vampires... loli vampires!

http://web.madritel.es/personales1/cmpm/vamp.jpg

They have the perfect balance between cuteness and power.

[Cataferal]

Damn, what was that anime called? I remember the music on the first episode being truly epic. And yes, very cute...

Nevertheless, my Samurai would cut your loli vampires in half just by staring at them. And because he's so badass, he would probably cut them into smaller chunks and feed them to his pet Rhino. This is what samurai's did - everyone knows this. <u>Fact.</u>

[mrwiseman]

Left is Eva-chan from Negima!/Negima!?. On the right at the top, Karin from Karin. At the bottom, Hazuki from Tsukuyomi ~Moon Phase~. Out of these animes, I enjoyed Karin the most.

Vampires won't die... They regenerate. Besides, the samurai will be instantly charmed by these lolis and drop his guard, and before he can realize, he'll be destroyed by their power, as shown here:

http://web.madritel.es/personales1/cmpm/v06_138.jpg

[DJ Saltack]

The British are a pure form of energy opposed to actual lifeforms, thus they are not tempted by Loli Vampires.

However, if we place the British to a power-over-all yet no actual role in this battle (Britain always owns the world, they just don't care what happens in it), I would totally say gondoliers. Because if you haven't seen the endless power of the Undines from Aria, you haven't seen anything.

[Xellos]

Whichever designs Gundams first.

[Cataferal]

Can we include cowboys in this battle? I just want to see them get throttled, is all.

[Dreamer7000]

Pirates! Harrr!
They're sneaky, bad, and do anything for some gold and rum, they just need a decent leader *coughMecough*.
Considering Britain is a bigass island, it'd be easy to take it over, hmmm...surrounding it with ships...large fast ships, thousands of bearded crazy crew members raiding every town...beautiful.
And what can a Samurai do against a crew, hundreds of bullets and swords? And there are the cannons too, I doubt a sword can block a cannonball. Ho! I admire Samurais, but they are not flexible enough to dogde that many cuts and swings a bottle of rum can get out of a pirate!
Gundams... hmmm... *gets a water-pistol and sprinkles the godess like robot* done! IF they manage to develope water proof stuff...khmm then we just drink rum and jump on 'em till they fall from our great strenght and weight.
Loli vampires...hmmm beautiful ladies...trouble but since they suck blood, again we just need rum! They'd get drunk from our blood after a few sucks I'm afraid. And drunk vampires aren't a big deal... drunk ladies... hungry man with cabins... think you know what I'm thinking.
We just need a cursed treasure chest to become undead, undestroyable, without blood or need of food...ofcourse we always need rum even if it's runs through our bones instantly
Also, our god: Jack!
See the sneaky-ness?!
Beware of our speed and agility! Even large horde of enemies (or britains) aren't a problem.

Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum!

<font color="#345E81" size="1">[ May 22, 2007 06:53 AM: Message edited by: Dreamer Hyper ]</font>